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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

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Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Chinese spacecraft prepare for orbital refueling test as US surveillance sats lurk nearby - SpaceNews

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

In what ways does Bollywood represent India's culture to the rest of the world through movies, songs, and dance? Is this representation accurate?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Can a barracuda kill a human?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How is the story of Rukmini Devi described in the Harivamsha, Rukminisha Vijaya and Shrimad Bhagavatam?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?

No, not a chance

So they tried

No way

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

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